Garrison KeillorCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
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If you have ever seen a cat, you may have noticed that it has no purpose. It may look cute and cuddly, but it is not intended to teach us about being useful. Cats are there to teach us not to waste time on pointless things. That’s why they are so lazy.
They have no time for frivolous tasks or unnecessary activity. If they were useful, they would be up-to-date with the latest fashions and up-to-date with the latest trends in music and theater.
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